"BREAKING: US House Set to Vote to Avoid Government Shutdown... But What Does Doge Say? 🐕💸"
🎤 Fox News: "House to vote on temporary shutdown solution."
🎩 The Hill: "House Speaker has a plan to prevent shutdown."
🧐 Doge: "Such debate, much drama, wow!"
💡 Fun Fact:
If Dogecoin had a government, it would most likely solve every crisis with a voting meme. Because who can resist a Doge on the podium saying, "Trust me, bro!" 😂
🔥 So, What's Your Vote?
🟢 Vote Yes: Doge agrees, government stays open!
🔴 Vote No: Shutdown happens, Doge hibernates.
Comment now, let's vote like Doge! 🐾
