Meet the Crypto Crusader đ: Master of Charts, Keeper of the Plush Bitcoin, and the only person in history to consider "HODL" a relaxation technique. When the market zigs, he zags, and when it dips, he's already triple-checked his "Breathe" sticky note. Legend has it, his sweat can predict market fluctuations, and he's still waiting for a yoga class that accepts Bitcoin because, let's face it, flexibility is key in both yoga and crypto trading. đđ§đ§ââïž
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