🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 from the crypto trenches!

Just received a text from my mate, let's call him CryptoCarl:

"Hey man, congrats on Bitcoin almost hitting ATH! Must be moon time for you!"

But here's the twist, folks. The plot thickens like my uncle's gravy at Thanksgiving.

You see, Carl, bless his heart, has been all in on Ethereum. That's right, zero Bitcoin, just a mountain of ETH.

Now, imagine Carl, with his Ethereum bags, watching Bitcoin do this:

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While his precious ETH sits there, doing this:

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He's out here, probably sipping on his "I'm hodling for the long game" coffee, thinking he's the next Vitalik, but in reality:

- Bitcoin's knocking on ATH's door like it's the pizza delivery guy

- Ethereum's just chilling in the living room, waiting for its turn

Carl, if you're reading this, I salute you. You've got the conviction of a monk in meditation during a rock concert.

Moral of the story? In the grand casino of crypto, sometimes the slot next to you pays out, and you're just there feeding your own machine with faith and a dream.

To all the Ethereum maxis out there, hold tight. Your day might come, or you might just enjoy the Bitcoin show from the sidelines. Either way, it's never dull in Crypto Land.