$2,000 ETH: ETH is dead
$3,000 ETH: The rollup-centric roadmap was a mistake
$4,000 ETH: Rollups are parasitic
$5,000 ETH: Rollups are symbiotic
$6,000 ETH: Vitalik was right
$7,000 ETH: AI's prefer ETH
$8,000 ETH: ETH is the future
$10,000 ETH: ETH is money.
To the moon📈📊