Imagine that Satoshi Nakamoto is actually an alien! An alien bored out of his mind in the galaxy turns his telescope to Earth and thinks, "What have these people done with money?"
Then he says, "Let me do these poor people a favor," and codes Bitcoin! He presents it to us as decentralized money. But you didn't hear the real bombshell: Bitcoin is just a trial version! The real plan is to turn us all into galactic superintelligence with blockchain!
While we're still trying to figure out "How many satoshis is that, should I buy it at the bottom?", Satoshi is traveling around the universe in his spaceship, laughing at the speed of light. Why can't he be found? The guy isn't even on the planet, he's hanging out on Mars!
Ready, set, meme!
