“Crypto Experts” in the crypto market are sometimes an endless source of refreshing laughter. They appear everywhere: from Telegram, Facebook, to livestreams, and even sell courses on “getting rich isn’t hard.” Below is a bit of “humor mixed with salt” about them and why you should only reference to know, while research is a task you must do yourself.
1. “VIP Signals” - Just you, me, and… thousands of others
It sounds really appealing when someone promises you “VIP signals” to win everywhere, but in reality, this “VIP” often is:
• Buy high, sell low: You receive the signal, buy in, and the price crashes. Sell out, and the price soars. The only VIP here seems to be them, while you… sit and regret.
• The “chicken herding” trick: This signal mainly helps them pump the price of a small coin; they sell off first, while you hold the risk. The result is “VIP” becomes Very In Pain.
2. “Philosophy of life” and the market
This is the group of fake experts who “philosophize” crypto, turning it into… a religion:
• “The market is your friend”: Sounds good, but when the price free falls, this “friend” can turn you into a debtor.
• “Patience is key”: True, but if you hold onto a trash coin, no amount of patience will stop your account from turning to ashes.
• “There are no failures, only lessons”: But that lesson often comes with an account balance near zero.
3. “Legendary” quotes
• “I’ve analyzed, next week BTC will definitely soar to 100k!”
After a week, BTC price crashes. They say: “It’s because whales manipulated it, no one could predict it all!”
• “Just trust me, you’ll drive a Lambo in the future.”
But the ones driving Lambos are always them, while you… ride a bike.
• “This market is really simple, just listen to me and you’ll win!”
When they win, they tell the story; when they lose, “it's because you didn’t understand me.”
4. Why you should only reference and research on your own?
• No one is responsible for your money: You lose money, they continue to livestream, sell signals, and laugh at your pain.
• Their goal is not to make you rich: They get rich from signal fees, courses, or making you a “chicken”.
• Crypto is more complex than they say: Blockchain, tokenomics, technical analysis, all require time to understand, not just a few empty philosophical phrases.
5. What to do with advice from “experts”?
• Smile a little, then move on: Consider their words as “free entertainment.”
• Referencing to know public opinion: Sometimes they give you ideas… about what not to do.
• Self-research is the only way to survive: Relying on your own knowledge, you are the “VIP expert” of yourself.
“Experts” are an essential part of the crypto ecosystem. They help us… feel less sad and realize that “money is lost due to trusting others, only regained through self-study.” So, next time you hear “VIP signals” or “philosophical life advice,” just smile and remember: “The market gives no one anything for free, except for a few valuable lessons.”
