Imagine a team of totally random guys 👥 who, overnight, say to themselves: "We are the smartest in the world 🌍, smarter than all the other thousands of developers on the playstore! 🎓". Without further ado, they start creating a super original token 🔥: the Cheat Coin 🎮💰. Why this name? Simply because they are still at the video game and cheat code stage 🕹️! Nothing to do with finance, but who cares?! 😂
They print billions and billions of tokens 💸, almost more than grains of sand in the desert 🌵🏖️. All these tokens? They are in the wild, or rather, in ONE wallet 👜, the team's of course. Relax, it's party time 🎉! "Come on, let's go for the Airdrop!" they shout with a shark smile 🦈.
And there, it's the launch of the pigeon trap 🕊️! They throw a few tokens here and there 🎯, especially to themselves, just to feel generous. Hop, pre-launch on with great fanfare 🚀, and the pigeons arrive by the hundreds 🦢! The newcomers think they've found the rare pearl 💎 and ruin themselves buying their Cheat Coins. "I'm going to become rich! 💰", they say to themselves.
Spoiler: no 😬.
But the development team, they see noon at their door ⏰. The value of the Cheat Coin skyrockets 🔝, everyone gets excited 🎢. And them? They resell millions of tokens 💵, slam the door on the project 👋, and leave for a private island 🏝️ with a mojito in hand 🍹. There you go, they are rich, they got what they wanted. The suckers, they are left with empty pockets 👖 and broken dreams 💔.
Of course, before leaving, they make sure to distribute tokens to the entire team of ultra-random guys 👥—just to look good, eh—but especially to those who helped them set up the Airdrop (even more random) 📦. Result? The only winners in this story 🎯 are them. The suckers 🕊️ are plucked 💸, and their Cheat Coin is worthless 🧻: scr, hmstr etc... the list is long
Once the bubble bursts 🎈, everyone is broke 💀, and investors cry 😭. They will never see their money again, except in several months if a whale passes by and they are gifted, nor their family for that matter 👪, gone with their savings... All this for a random Cheat Coin 🎮 straight out of the world of pixels and game over ☠️ where the poor randoms from the gutters of finance surf.
Welcome to the fascinating world of crypto 💫, where only the biggest thieves survive! 🕊️🪙 To all newcomers, happy plumage, and above all, happy pigeon carnage! 💪😂...
