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Real estate on the planet Mars
First I should tell you about the price, it's what is expected when they show you an apartment on Mars. However, this is going to be different. Before we have to talk about the services. Look that way, those two pipes are the air pipe and the water pipe and they come from different companies. The water comes from the underground water supplier. It is a privatized company, it is a monopoly and prices are not regulated, so you have to dress well. The air comes from that tower that can be seen from the window. Air is a private company and there are some problems with it.
The apartment has three rooms. The upstairs bedroom has a window on the ceiling with magnifying optical glass, it is basically a telescope. When the sun shines on it it closes. There you can see the satellites of Jupiter. The satellite remains that survived after so much mining exploitation. They are more squeezed than the moon. Are you from the Moon? Ah, they're environmental exiles from Titan.
The small refrigerator is for sperm. Some people put wine and beer in that refrigerator, protected from radiation. I do not recommend it. Sorry if I speak too formally, that's the way I speak as a real estate agent. If I spoke in my Martian dialect you wouldn't understand a word.
Transport. I will tell you about that topic. Towards the center they have an hour on the underground monorail. They go through Chinatown, Mexican Town and out to the big dome, Jupiter's food is the best. Take care of your belongings when traveling. And breathe easy. Air costs a lot of money because the air company is a monopoly. They say we have to get used to carbon dioxide but people are already tired of those parasites. Have a nice day. Remember that we only receive Bitcoin. I welcome you to Mars.
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Real estate on the planet Mars
First I should tell you about the price, it's what is expected when they show you an apartment on Mars. However, this is going to be different. Before we have to talk about the services. Look that way, those two pipes are the air pipe and the water pipe and they come from different companies. The water comes from the underground water supplier. It is a privatized company, it is a monopoly and prices are not regulated, so you have to dress well. The air comes from that tower that can be seen from the window. Air is a private company and there are some problems with it.
The apartment has three rooms. The upstairs bedroom has a window on the ceiling with magnifying optical glass, it is basically a telescope. When the sun shines on it it closes. There you can see the satellites of Jupiter. The satellite remains that survived after so much mining exploitation. They are more squeezed than the moon. Are you from the Moon? Ah, they're environmental exiles from Titan.
The small refrigerator is for sperm. Some people put wine and beer in that refrigerator, protected from radiation. I do not recommend it. Sorry if I speak too formally, that's the way I speak as a real estate agent. If I spoke in my Martian dialect you wouldn't understand a word.
Transport. I will tell you about that topic. Towards the center they have an hour on the underground monorail. They go through Chinatown, Mexican Town and out to the big dome, Jupiter's food is the best. Take care of your belongings when traveling. And breathe easy. Air costs a lot of money because the air company is a monopoly. They say we have to get used to carbon dioxide but people are already tired of those parasites. Have a nice day. Remember that we only receive Bitcoin. I welcome you to Mars.
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