Alright, Morty, buckle up. $NOT is crazier than a trip through the multiverse. It's super volatile right now, like a Meeseeks with no purpose. But, y'know, give it some time, maybe the public will stop being a bunch of Jerrys and it’ll stabilize. Right now, it’s offering a 79.4% ROI from its IEO at $0.01. That’s right, Morty, almost 80% – that’s better than most of Rick's crazy schemes.

With a fixed supply of 102.72 billion tokens, Notcoin’s rolling out this decentralized distribution model, kinda like when we released those memory parasites. Keep an eye on it or don’t, I don’t give a Plumbus what you do with your Schemekles. In many realities, $NOT isn't even a thing, like those Cronenberg worlds we left behind. So, whatever, Morty, just, uh, DYOR and try not to screw it up like you usually do.

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