$USUAL Finally some exciting news...

Fellow Cryptonites,

This is the update we've all been waiting for. Our devotion to the Usual project continues, and as Jan 7th is upon us, we have noticed something genuinely fascinating. 

If you view the 4-hour candle chart on a smartphone device, you will see an Inflatable Tube Man pattern is forming. The Inflatable Tube Man, typically seen in used car parking lots and other retail promotions, is an extremely rare candle formation. In the chart, you will also see his extended flailing left arm is creating a wave-like motion, and if you squint a little, it appears he might be holding something, a packet of biscuits maybe, or it could be a cordless drill. At this stage, it's too early to tell. But rest assured, our team of 47 analysts will not sleep until we've determined what's in his hand, and we'll report back. If any of you have any insight, please share your comments below.

For those of you who have been in this game long enough to remember the last time we saw the inflatable tube man phenomenon, well... I don't need to remind you how that turned out! 

And for those of you who think this is financial advice, I assure you it's not. DYOR. 

More soon. Stay tuned.