The world of blockchain didst tremble this day, as fresh tidings spread like wildfire through the lands of Web3. Gather round, for here are the three great tales to stir thy digital hearts.
🐕 $DOGE the Mighty Soareth 21%! The Prophets Foretell: $1 is Nigh
In the memecoin kingdom, the venerable Dogecoin hath leapt a great 21% this week! 🐕🔥 Outshining $SHIB (+7%), $PEPE (+10%), and BONK (+14%), the coin now sitteth proudly at $0.38.
On the fateful day of Jan. 3, the whales didst awaken! 🐋 Over 1.08 billion DOGE ($413M) changed hands, with one bold move of 399.9 million DOGE ($144.9M) to a private wallet. Could this signal bullish tidings ahead? Many whisper aye!
📜 The Oracle of Galaxy, Alex Thorn, hath declared: “Verily, DOGE shall reach the fabled $1 mark, a market cap of $100 billion.” Let the hodlers rejoice, for the year 2025 may be their promised land.
🛡️ Elon Musk Faces the Wrath of the People Over Algorithm Decree
The X Boss, Elon Musk, hath announced a decree most controversial: henceforth, the algorithm shall favor “un-regretted user seconds” ⏳ over negativity.
“Our kingdom shall no longer thrive on strife,” quoth Musk, but the people—many disgruntled—decry this censorship cloaked as reform. “Who is to say what is negative?” they crieth.
This upheaval cometh after an earlier quarrel betwixt Musk and his followers over immigration laws. The court of public opinion is now split asunder. 🤔
💰 The FOCAI Heist: How 15 Wallets Gained $20M
Upon the launch of Solana’s memecoin, FOCAI.fun, a shadowy cabal of 15 wallets amassed riches beyond belief: a staggering $20 million from an initial $14,600. 🤯
Their alchemy? Controlling 60.5% of FOCAI’s supply before selling all for 94,175 $SOL The token’s market cap peaked at $46M ere falling to $39.6M. Critics lamenteth this centralization as a betrayal of crypto’s sacred decentralization ideals.
Thus Ends Today’s Chapter
The saga continues on the morrow. Will Dogecoin ascend to its $1 destiny? Can Musk weather the storms of dissent? And what other secrets lie hidden in the blockchain’s code? Stay tuned!
