Ah, OpenAI, our beacon in the world of artificial intelligence, which once vowed to serve humanity, but now effortlessly switched to being a commercial entity. Who would have thought that the noble mission of 'making AI accessible to all' would so quickly turn into 'making AI accessible to those who are willing to pay'? But, of course, this is all for our own good! After all, what could be better for humanity than monetizing every line of code and turning ethical principles into a bullet point somewhere at the end of an investor presentation?
History, as always, repeats itself: loud proclamations about 'benefit for all' turn out to be just a cover for greed. OpenAI is certainly no exception. 'We're doing this for you!' they say, while their technologies may be used to further divide society, increase control, and make the rich even richer. But don't worry, this is all part of the grand plan to save humanity. After all, who better than corporations knows what's best for us?
And here we are again, witnessing how noble ideals drown in an ocean of commerce. OpenAI will, of course, argue that this is necessary for 'sustainable development' and 'accelerating innovation.' But let's be honest: these are just pretty words that cover up the desire to earn more and faster. So get your wallets ready, friends, because 'the common good' now has its price. And who knows, maybe one day we will wake up in a world where AI truly serves humanity — but only for those who can afford it.