$USUAL “Did you hear about UsualCoin?

Yeah, it’s the only coin where a ‘Great Rally’ is just a glitch on the chart. Investors hold their breath, watching it pump like it’s about to rewrite crypto history… and then BAM! It stops so abruptly you’d think it hit its own stop-loss.

“UsualCoin: Expect the Usual, Celebrate the Mediocre. The only coin where every rally dies of boredom halfway through, and the devs promise, ‘Don’t worry, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature!’”