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Wife: "Honey, did you make money or lose money from trading in cryptocurrencies?"
Husband looked worried: "Don't mention it, I lost a lot."
Wife said angrily: "I told you not to trade, but you didn't listen! What should I do now?"
Husband said helplessly: "What else can I do? I can only wait for the price of cryptocurrencies to go back up."
Wife roared: "Wait? Wait until when? Our family can hardly make ends meet!"
Husband said weakly: "Honey, don't worry, it's just like our marriage, ups and downs are normal, you have to believe that there will always be a turning point."
Wife even angrier: "How dare you compare trading in cryptocurrencies with marriage? How can they be the same? I didn't lose money in my marriage, but I lose money every day trading in cryptocurrencies with you!" 😁😁$BTC $ETH $BNB

My husband has recently become addicted to cryptocurrency trading, staying up late every day to watch the market.
One day, my wife woke up in the middle of the night and found that her husband was still busy in front of the computer. She said angrily: "How much have you made by staying up late every day to trade in cryptocurrencies?"
My husband said without looking back: "Almost, I will make a lot of money soon."
My wife became even angrier and said coquettishly: "What's the hurry? I think you are almost exhausted! And I'm still thinking about having a child. How can you do this? You don't even hug me or kiss me!"
My husband sighed and said: "I just want to make enough money for us to raise a child. When I make a fortune in cryptocurrency trading, the child will have a rich life as soon as it is born. Then we can love each other as much as we want."
My wife sneered: "Okay, then you continue. When you make a fortune, I guess I will be an old woman. It will be a mystery whether I can get pregnant! By then, let alone the child, I think you can make a lot of money! My beautiful body has been neglected by you!"😂
Good night everyone! 😴
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The price of pancakes suddenly soared, and the wife excitedly said to her husband: "Honey, the pancakes we bought before have increased in price, and we made a lot of money!"

The husband looked at his wife calmly and said slowly: "It's like a dream, but I haven't woken up yet."

The wife widened her eyes: "Why don't you do it quickly?"

The husband replied slowly: "Don't worry, maybe this is just a joke that pancakes played on us, and it will fall back later."

As a result, not long after, the price of pancakes really plummeted, and the wife cried and said: "It's all your fault, you crow's mouth!"

The husband shrugged helplessly: "See, I said it was a joke." 😘😘

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A moment of relaxation: A novel for web3 people

Chapter 1: Recharge
Chapter 2: Bought a $1 Dogecoin
Chapter 3: 519 ruined my dream of the cryptocurrency circle
Chapter 4: Non-fungible tokens are the future
Chapter 5: NFT dogs don’t play
Chapter 6: Inscriptions - the fairest chip distribution
Chapter 7: Liquidity mysteriously disappeared overnight
Chapter 8: Interactive tasks, blockchain efforts can get airdrops
Chapter 9: The witch hunt ruined my dream of petting
Chapter 10: It doesn’t matter, a small position can also turn the tide
Chapter 11: Meme is greater than value investment
Chapter 12: Enter the chain of local dogs and discover the next thousand-fold coin
Chapter 13: Burn coins, dev shows strength!
Chapter 14: The project party has shipped out the goods in a rat warehouse
Chapter 15: CTO! Community consensus is above all else
Chapter 16: The group owner ran away
Chapter 17: Fortune comes, the gold dog I bought only rises and never falls!
Chapter 18: It turned out to be a Pixiu
Chapter 19: Loans
Chapter 20: All in This is the next pepe/wif/bome
Chapter 21: At this point, the people I feel most sorry for are my family

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